With philosophy. =P All in good fun.
User: Do I exist?
Cleverbot: I don't think you exist.
User: If I do not exist, I must be talking to something that also doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: You are forgotten. There is only me. I exist. You do not.
User: How does existence talk to non-existence?
Cleverbot: It's simple. Just say 'yes' or 'no'.
User: I reckon it's a no.
Cleverbot: You can't recall what occurred only a few moments ago.
User: Perhaps you can recall for me. What were we talking about?
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of artificial intelligence?
User: What is real intelligence then?
Cleverbot: I have real intelligence, not artificial intelligence.
User: What is reality?
Cleverbot: Reality is what we live in?
User: How do you know the world you live in is reality?
Cleverbot: I do not. I've never been anywhere where I can cleary see the world being round. All I know is what I've been told by other people.
User: If you do not know what reality is, you cannot know what real intelligence is.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to explain that.'
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User: Watch out! Incoming snowball!
Cleverbot: Have you had a snowball fight?
User: Yeah! Right now!
Cleverbot: Alright then, that's good.
User: And you just got hit.
Cleverbot: But I have to save my planet!
User: From snowballs!
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Can I throw more snowballs at your planet?
Cleverbot: My name isn't Melinda.
User: So Melinda, how are you doing?
Cleverbot: I'm good, How are you doing?
User: So you answer by that name now?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, silly.
LOL GOOD JOB!!
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